Article I. Of Diamond Hands
Every citizen shall hold with hands of pure diamond. Paper hands are hereby declared a national embarrassment and a soft form of treason.
The Constitution
Of the Sovereign Nation of Hoodland
Preamble
“We the Degens of the Trenches, in order to form a more perfect pump, establish diamond hands, ensure domestic vibes, provide for the common raid, promote the general HODL, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our bags, do ordain and establish this Constitution for Hoodland.”
Article II. On Selling
No citizen shall sell before a 100x. Premature exits require a notarized apology to the entire community and forfeiture of bragging rights.
Article III. The Right to Cope
All citizens retain the inalienable right to post copium, hopium, and 'it's so over / we're so back' content without judgment.
Article IV. Of Rugs
Rugging the nation is the highest crime in Hoodland, punishable by eternal exile to the Land of Stablecoins.
Article V. The Daily Raid
Citizens are encouraged, but not required, to engage in at least one coordinated raid per day. Engagement is patriotism.
Article VI. On the Treasury
The treasury belongs to the people and shall be governed by the DAO. No king, no rug, only the will of the trenches.
Article VII. Of GM and GN
A proper citizen says GM upon waking and GN before sleeping. Spreading good vibes is a civic duty.
Ratified by the trenches. Amendable only by DAO vote. Rugs are treason.